Baby’s real first book of Seriously Fucked-Up Shit
Shane McKenzie’s daughter is shocked by Robert Devereaux’s BABY’S FIRST BOOK OF SERIOUSLY FUCKED-UP SHIT.
SANTA STEPS OUT by Robert Devereaux
Sex, Death, and Santa Claus
His generosity is legendary. He has a devoted wife, a crack team of sky-borne reindeer, hordes of industrious elves, and the love of good little boys and girls around the globe. But what unholy desires now propel him into the lascivious clutches of a certain fairy? And who was he before the sleigh and workshop, in times forgotten?
She munches on molars, summons drowned sailors to her pleasure, and recalls, sharp as a pinprick, her life as the most savage of ash nymphs. Why then is she stuck, night after night, hovering above pillows to leave coins for gap-toothed brats? More important, how quickly can she captivate the jolly old elf to the north?
He’s huge, fluffy, lonesome, and unbearably horny. On his Easter rounds, he contrives, as often as possible, to get a grip on himself and peer into interesting bedrooms. But who in the world will throw him down and ravage him as the lovers under his gaze ravage one another?
Deadite Press is proud to bring back the ultimate erotic Christmas story from Robert Devereaux
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BABY’S FIRST BOOK OF SERIOUSLY FUCKED-UP SHIT by Robert Devereaux
From an orgy between God, Satan, Adam and Eve to beauty pageants for fetuses. From a giant human-absorbing tongue to a place where God is in the eyes of the psychopathic. This is a party at the furthest limits of human decency and cruelty. Robert Devereaux is your host but watch out – he’s spiked the punch with drugs, sex, and dismemberment.
Deadite Press is proud to present ten stories of the strange, the gross, and the just plain fucked-up from one of the most original voices in horror – Robert Devereaux.
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SLAUGHTERHOUSE HIGH by Robert Devereaux
It’s prom night in the Demented States of America. A place where schools are built with secret passageways, rebellious teens get zippers installed in their mouths and genitals, and once a year, on that special night, one couple is slaughtered and the bits of their bodies are kept as souvenirs. But something’s gone terribly wrong at Corundum High, where the secret killer is claiming a far higher body count than usual . . .
Slaughterhouse High is Robert Devereaux’s slicing satire of sex, death, and public education.
“A hardcore slasher tale set in a surreal alternate world. You’ve never read anything like this.” – Carlton Mellick III
“One part horror novel and four parts vicious (and very funny) satire.” – Lisa Morton, author of Lucid Dreaming
“His fiction is vicious and violent. I love it.” – Ellen Datlow
“Devereaux shocks me, delights me, and turns me on…His eroticism is at once lyrical and visceral, his violence poetic, his style and subject matter daring to the point of danger.” – Poppy Z. Brite
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